|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see
it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers,
why are they all still working?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
from?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other
way?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of
congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up
with, "Quit while you're still ahead?"
If the Energizer Bunny atttacks someone, is it charged
with battery?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
but one of them, what do you call it?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of
the sudden stop?
Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Don't they all stop
eventually?
© Copyright 2003, Average Joe Schmoe
Free Nokia Ringtones - This site provides Free Nokia Ringtones for your Nokia mobile phone.
Nokia 3410 Ringtones - All the latest Nokia 3410 Ringtones for Nokia 3410 Mobile phones.
phone.
Samsung Polyphonic Ringtones -Samsung Polyphonic Ringtones for your samsung
© Copyright 2003, Average Joe Schmoe
Free Nokia Ringtones - This site provides Free Nokia Ringtones for your Nokia mobile phone.
|
|
|
|
|
